Phoenix - Changing Hands Bookstore
Excited to be in Phoenix, AZ, at Changing Hands Bookstore on Wednesday, 3/12 at 6:30 PM — I’ll be giving a short talk, answering your questions, and signing books to celebrate the launch of my new book, Worst Birds Ever ! Don’t be shy, stop in and say hello!
Denver - Bookies Bookstore
You’ll find me at the Bookies (signing, not betting) in Denver, CO on Thursday, 3/13 at 7:00 PM. Hear me use profanity in person! I’ll be speaking and signing copies of my new book, Worst Birds Ever…
Albuquerque - Books on the Bosque
Find me in Albuquerque, NM at Books on the Bosque, Friday, 3/14 at 6:00 PM — Come on by, hear me use some four-letter words, ask me some questions, and get a copy of my latest book, Worst Birds Ever signed by yours truly!

Redmond - Brick and Mortar Books
Join me at Redmond’s Brick and Mortar Books, Tuesday, 3/18 at 6:30 PM where I’ll be speaking and signing books! Come ask me some questions and get your copy of Worst Birds Ever signed (or any of my other books...)
Austin - BookPeople
ATX! I’m at BookPeople in Austin, TX at 4:00 PM on Saturday, 3/22. Stop on by — I’ll be jawin’ about my new book, doing som cussin’ and signing copies.
It’s a free event but it’s ticketed, so please RSVP here.
Seattle - Elliott Bay Book Company
Where’s my Seattle people at? Come see me at Elliot Bay Books on Wednesday, 3/26 at 7:00 PM — I’ll be speaking about my new book, dropping profanity, and signing copies. Damn. Don’t miss it.
This is a free event, but it is ticketed: RSVP here before seats are gone.
Spokane - Auntie's Bookstore
Holy smokes! I’ll be at Auntie’s Bookstore in Spokane, WA on Thursday, 3/27 at 7:00 PM — If you’re in the area, you should come out to see me curse at birds and get your copy of my new book, Worst Birds Ever signed! (profanity laced inscriptions upon request)
Coeur d’Alene – The Well-Read Moose
CDA, here I come! I’ll be in Lake City at The Well-Read Moose on Friday, 3/28 at 6:00 PM. I will be speakiong, doing a reading, Q&A, and book signing for my newest book, Worst Birds Ever. Come say ‘hi’ and hear me curse in person.
Olympia - Browsers Bookshop
I’m very happy to be back at one of my favorite places, Browsers Bookshop in Olympia, WA, Saturday, 3/29 at 2:00 PM. Join me for a talk and reading, and say hello while you get your copy of Worst Birds Ever signed!
NYC - Posman Books
I’ll be signing copies of my new book at Posman Books (Chelsea Market) on Tuesday, 2/25 at 3:00 PM. Swing on by and say hello. I’ll even write the F-word in your copy of Worst Birds Ever, if you ask politely.
NYC - Tenement Museum Gift Shop
I will be signing copies of my new book at The Tenement Museum Book and Gift Shop in NYC on Tuesday 2/25 at 1:00 PM — stop by, say hello, and check out 100 years of New York City History.
The Tenement Museum is a nonprofit cultural institution that welcomes you into the historically recreated homes of immigrants, migrants and refugees. You can help support them by visiting the museum and making purchases in the Book and Gift Shop.
NYC – Barnes & Noble
Lookin’ to get a signed copy of my book? Fuhgeddaboudit — I’ll be at the Union Square Barnes & Noble at 4:00 PM on Monday, 2/24 — all you gotta do is come by.
NYC – Strand Bookstore
Ayy, I’m signin’ here! These vagabond shoes will be at the Strand Bookstore in New York City at 3:00 PM on Monday 2/28 – I’m just there long enough to sign some copies of my new book and hang out with staff and customers for a bit, so come in and teach me your favorite New Yorker swears. Seriously, I want to know.

North Olympic Library System — Port Angeles, WA
The Birds and the Bees with Matt Kracht
Come see me Saturday November 4 at 2:00 pm in Port Angeles when I will talk about The Field Guide to Dumb Birds books and OMFG, BEES! — The event will be hosted by the North Olympic Library System at the main branch in Port Angeles, WA.
There will be a Q&A and I will do a signing. Don’t miss it! (Books will be available for purchase.)

Brick & Mortar Books — Redmond, WA
Interested in humor and the writing process? Join me for a Q&A discussion of “Humor in Nonfiction” with Alexandra Oliva at Brick & Mortar Books in Redmond Town Center, Thursday June 22 at 6:30 pm. You bring questions, I’ll bring the roguish replies.

Invitation Bookshop — Gig Harbor, WA
This is your invitation to join me at Invitation Bookshop @ 6:30 pm, Thursday June 1 — I’ll be talking about OMFG, Bees! and signing some books! Reserve your seat now (free)

Eagle Harbor Books — Bainbridge, WA
I will be on Bainbridge Island, WA, Tuesday, 5/23 to do a talk and signing at Eagle Harbor Books!

Village Books — Bellingham, WA
5/13/23 4:00 PM – I will be at Bellingham’s Village Books to talk about OMFG, Bees! and do a book-signing as part of their Nature of Writing speaker series.

Browser's Bookshop — Olympia, WA
Join me for Independent Bookstore Day in downtown Olympia, WA on Saturday, 4/29 where I will talk and sign books at the charming Browser’s Bookshop! I’d love to see you there…

Powell’s Books — Portland, OR
I will be at Powell’s Books flagship store in Portland signing copies and giving a talk about my new book, OMFG, BEES! If you’re in the area, stop on in and get your book signed!

KCLS Literary Lions Gala
I am honored to have been selected as a 2023 Literary Lion by the KCLS Foundation, and be at their annual fundraising gala!